About
The name is Yap Poh Lian, known as Nikki among peers.
Born December 10...Now that you know, I'm expecting gifts.
18 and currently doing S.A.M in Taylor's College.
Has devilish intelligence and practises the art of sarcasm.
Capable of conducting acts of stupidity.
Able to hypnotize others to participate in her acts.
Puts no effort in hiding annoyance or faking opinions.
Lives in haziness.
Don't smoke/ drink/ club.
Don't buy sweet talks because I'm best at it.
Never offer fake hopes. Why waste time?
Has VERY selective memory.
"Are you healthy?" (Nikki, 2006)
Mini Bio
Hates calculus, L.O.V.Es science.
Sadistic.
Finds it hard to stay concious during math lessons.
Despise seafood.(Yuck!)
Loves family, alot!
Sleeps at least 9 hours/day.
Literally cold-blooded.
Obsess with platypus.
Orders wan-tan mee without mee.
Doesn't fancy Jinjang Joes/Janes
Makes dancing a part of life.
Struggling to speak hokkien.
Wants to date Micheal Buble.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Lovely Lecturer...he's freaking smart!
Haih...I'll be sitting for my biology common test tomorrow and I don't have the slightest idea why am I still blogging. Something is so wrong with me this few days, I have a very soar throat, a blocked nose and variable body temperature (fever and cold)...Suffering!!!...I find every single change I can to show my dad that I hate S.A.M...so when he suggested that I should consult a doctor..."Aiya, no need la. Is lidat wan...S.A.M ma, so hectic, no time to exercise...impossible to stay healthy and fit...never mind la, I'll get use to it."...Well, that statement managed to psycho him abit and he further questioned me about my programme. I provided my supporting details (S.A.M suck)...and maybe, I say MAYBE...exaggerated a little to give it a dramatic effect. Finally, he popped a question I must have been waiting for ages: Do you want to change programme?...I could see fireworks and angels...but then I remember my mum issued a 8.6k cheque upon registration and I just paid 1k for examination fees earlier today...if I quit, I am wasting almost 10k...SIGH~ So, I decided to remain in S.A.M...or at least finish the first sem to see how thing goes. I really hate the assignments.
Physics was boring today, I spent half a period avoiding my lecturer because I was doing revision for biology. As long life as he can get, he hung around at my table area, and offered assistance at every possible chance (when we look puzzled la). And coincidently, Kenneth and Jo-wearn (who were sitting behind me) looked extremely puzzled today. Mr. John squeezed behind my chair (not that I am...prosperous)...to assist them in problem solving. Born cheeky, I resisted the devil in me to prank him, but the evil one managed to convince me to do something really dumb, and I persuaded Pei Wen to give me a hand. Products?...(I am very apologetic for the not so good-looking character in the captions...blame it on the evil side of me...)
Hohoho...ini buntut.
Muahaha...kasi cucuk sikit.
Aiya!!!...dia bergerak la...(itu "care-leh-feh" behind gua punye photographer - Tommy)
Cepat!....buat tak tahu... Ok, better go study for biology test. Still have 80% to cover...(omg!)...yet I am not panic...cause I have darn good memory. Hohoho.
A very...unpleasant caption of Pei Wen and I. It's okay la, we don't mind looking ugly once in a while.
A better one to compensate for the fugly one above.
Vixen was brutally tortured... brutally murdered... on 4:37 PM
