How many playmates are there in the house? I can't tell, but Hugh has his personal favourites and they were made his girlfriends. Seven in total...the highest-ranking one being Holly Madison, 27 (So young hor?)...Needless to mention that in order to be his girlfriends, sexual activities are inevitable. However, only Holly is holy enough to share his bed. The rest of the girls will be off to their own sanctuaries after the actions...(Aiyer!!! Who wants to get intimate with a 80-year old ah pek?! Sleep together somemore, what if one day he passes away...*PUKES*).

The one in pink is Holly.

A summary of Hugh's girlfriends:
1. Big boobs and blonde hair = CHEAPER looking version of the CHEAP Pamela Anderson.
2. Mentally handicap = so stupid, follow old man
3. Get a $1000 per week, free healthcare services (Plastic surgeries)...and a shopping allowance.
4. Have to either have sex with Hugh of among themselves.
5. Whenever they go out, they need to seek fashion approval from Hugh (Don't see why since they practically don't wear any...)
6. Cannot have other boyfriends...(Gender equality KONON, the man has like hundred of partners on and off)

So you think Hefner is just a pimp correct no?...The man has a major in Psychology, a species of rabbit named after him - Sylvilagus palustris hefneri (Playboy's mascot is a rabbit if you haven't figure it out, some idiot once told me it's a peace sign)...***Wonder if this species of rabbit has big boobies, blonde fur and homosexual***...Why homosexual? Anyone with common sense could tell, young ladies at the peak of their fertility (As nature has intended to assure reproduction) tied to the 80-year old Hefner, self-proclaimed "Viagra King"...What can he do with the blue pills? Pump blood to the genital and nothing else. So what to do when they are in need and surrounded by the world's most wanted playmates?...Love own gender lor...SHO SHAD. The species was announced endangered species and I wish they'd extinct since it's named in honour of a womanizer...I don't want the Rabbit World to have another Hugh Hefner.

Moshi moshi...Watashiwa Fae-su Kanasai (My face is like shit)...

SEI HAM SUP LOU. So old already still want to search for new playboy bunnies (Started 11 August)...Maybe Christie suggested lar...Christie is his daughter that took over Playboy Enterprise...*Got incest or not ah?*...WTF, I can't think straight when it comes to Hefner. Legend has it that the man does't believe in condoms, I figured out that you probably won't need any when your sperm count is zero and that you're near death...STDs won't kill you in time.

So la hor...life ain't that grand as a Playmate. Sacrificing dignity for fame is VERY wrong, especially when it involves old man. Playing women is the biggest mistake of all because you're juggling with your own image. What if one day you decided to settle down but no one wants to accompany you because of your rotten reputation?...Same goes for females. And I don't need to tell you this: The best thing to put on to avoid STDs is...your pants. When it comes to women, it's the quality that's taken into account NOT the quantity.