Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn (Shakespeare, 1697).
Don't ever provoke a girl...by any means. Especially not by saying, "You're fat". This phrase can send you straight to hell. "Fat" is a very sensitive word you know?
Allow me to enlighten you people (Referring to the guys). Words to be removed from the "Get-the-chic" dictionary include: chubby, cute, curvaceous, huggable, soft, tender...because we (girls) interpret it in a different way and all of them mean FAT. Alvin Leong Fun Sheet and I were chatting bout something to do with being fat.
Alvin: You are horizontal in that picture.
Nikki: Horizontal is fat. You saying I fat.
Alvin: Like that call fat? =.=
Nikki: I don't want to talk to thin people. (Alvin is anorexic...)
Alvin: I mean your position. If you fat, those fatter people are monsters...(Yer...so discriminating wan).
Nikki: Nola...I chubby. Not fat. Cute mah.
Alvin: Cute la. Cute la.
Nikki: HOR!...you say I fat. Cute = fat.
Alvin: Doesn't mean that way also. You say wan.
Nikki: SHO SHAD la...I'm fat. I can't eat eggs (So random wan lor...). I can't fit into a pelampung. I can't sit swing. I can't wear heels.
Alvin: =.= OMG...Oklar, not fat. You want to see fat? The one on the XXXXX...***This whole section is filtered because it will end Leong Fun Sheet up in BIG trouble, I don't want that.***
The horizontal picture that made me "fat"...I bought it :P
Conclusion, whenever a girl asks you "Am I fat?", don't even think, say NO. It'll save you a whole lot of "listening-to-complaints" time.
Jeng Jeng. Presenting Eugene Heng's brand new PDA model - Nokia PWP (Poke With Pen). Let me re-introduce Eugene to all of you.
Obsession(s): The University of Tasmania, located on an isolated island flooded with penguin and the entry requirement is extremely low. The horrible part? He's interested in the penguins. The Theory of Evolution as proposed by Charles Darwin. He can't live without a day associating classmates (KEITH) with primates. The Art of Tsun Tzu - Very business minded indeed. Has a popular forum:
This is how he con our money.
Nokis PWP (Press With Pen)...(-_-")
Okay, back to Nokia PWP...limited edition. Last week, we noticed that part of his keypad chipped off, so he poked his way through with a pen. It was dumb. Couple of days ago, the whole keypad was removed and he was holding a pen in his hand full-time, obviously for the hand-phone. His phone was keypad-less and looked exactly like a PDA, the way he handled it. Out of a sudden, he said it was amazing that he could remember all the keys on the phone. Vee Lyn gave him the...WTF face and replied: "All the phone pads also like that right? One to nine..."...WAHAHAHA. I'm going to leave the pants tore story. Eugene will kill me.
Nice leh my chessboard. But i don't know how to play...Harry Potter wan also lose er...
Vixen was brutally tortured... brutally murdered... on 9:42 PM
