Dark Life...

About

The name is Yap Poh Lian, known as Nikki among peers.
Born December 10...Now that you know, I'm expecting gifts.
18 and currently doing S.A.M in Taylor's College.
Has devilish intelligence and practises the art of sarcasm.
Capable of conducting acts of stupidity.
Able to hypnotize others to participate in her acts.
Puts no effort in hiding annoyance or faking opinions.
Lives in haziness.
Don't smoke/ drink/ club.
Don't buy sweet talks because I'm best at it.
Never offer fake hopes. Why waste time?
Has VERY selective memory.
"Are you healthy?" (Nikki, 2006)

Mini Bio

Hates calculus, L.O.V.Es science.
Sadistic.
Finds it hard to stay concious during math lessons.
Despise seafood.(Yuck!)
Loves family, alot!
Sleeps at least 9 hours/day.
Literally cold-blooded.
Obsess with platypus.
Orders wan-tan mee without mee.
Doesn't fancy Jinjang Joes/Janes
Makes dancing a part of life.
Struggling to speak hokkien.
Wants to date Micheal Buble.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Sigh...

Yes la...
I kena saman lar...*Crowd pauses and applauses*...
Very funny meh? Papa Yap also laughed at me.
I very proud okay?...My very first ticket.

Jenis kesalahan:
09 (c) - Tiket dipamerkan dalam keadaan yang tidak dapat dikenal pasti atau dilihat oleh atendan letak kereta.
Ceh...like that also against the law.
I must take revenge.
I must make sure everybody get samans also.
Oklar...I cheated lar...I didn't pay for the parking.
I do it 4 days a week. Meaning I only pay for one day and re-use the same parking ticket every other day.
You think money easy to earn ah?...You think still got a lot of 50 cents ah?...You think coins smell very nice ah?...You think...You think...You think err...Parking ticket not made of paper ah...You think still got a lot of trees ah?...

Can't blame me okay.
I was once cheated by the machine near 7-11.
Inserted 4 bucks...keyed in car plate number...the screen showed "Processing Ticket"
After 5 minutes still processing obviously something damn wrong right?...
Then had to rush to another machine on the other end of the road with 2 bucks (was late for class and no time to search for coins)...
I felt so betrayed you know...

To make things worse ah...this china-beng (Chinese Ah-Beng) who drove a Black Mercedes slowed down...looked humsaply at me and said "Nice boobs".
Instantaneously the Macau Sea expression was on my face...If you don't know Macau Sea = macauhai (Girl not suppose to curse okay?)...But we can't show our uneasiness you know...otherwise that fella will be damn satisfied. So I replied "I know"...Sei Hum Sap Lou. Hope you crash.

Wahahaha...some friend was saying "aishiteruyo"...meaning I love you in Japanese.
But all i can think of is...I wanna shit...cause ai-shit-teruyo...

SIGH...my tagboard is now more interesting than my rants...

Vixen was brutally tortured... brutally murdered... on 9:51 PM