I'm so bored. I'm stuck in college. I'm stuck in the web with a burping-girl sitting next to me. She has been burping for the past 15 minutes. What did she eat?!...*sniff sniff*...Ee-uu...I can only smell my wangi hair :P
I messaged ERIC TEH but he didn't reply me. Teh Thien Hong, I hope your car gets stuck in the workshop. I hope you read this Eric. For 13 years of friendship, you left me lonely in the web sitting with a burping girl. I've known him since Primary 1 and he supported Japan in the Worldcup...I still remember REVO owe me a meal. *You will be reading this as I am sending SMS linking you to my blog now.*
Overheard a conversation in the ladies. More to eavesdropped lar...But when you speak in public places such as the washroom you intended for someone to hear... Right? Right? So they were talking about this guy...The name I couldn't actually recall but sounded something like Ah-Chong (All the Ah-Chongs in the world, don't perasan)...*wtf max*...Apparently or OBVIOUSLY, one of them has a huge crush on him la...waiting for people outside library and all...How come no one does that for me?...(Because I am always IN the library...) Some more know what's people's break time. Nowadays girls also so skilled at courting already.
Everytime I mentioned a guy to my classmates...They'll ask: Long hair or short? Nice teeth?...Because those were my basic criteria...I am not attracted to guys with long hair. I am not in liking with guys who have bad teeth. Bad = super-duper yellowish...Not aligned never mind. No-one's perfect. I can't list out any other requirements because I really think that whatever I am setting now; my guy will probably be the exact opposite of everything. No Point. I want a guy smarter than me...I am very smart. I despise guys who wear butt-tight pants...it's not sexy...don't try to imitate Carlos (Typical name for gigolo) in Spanish movies...*pukes blood*. I don't like guys prettier than me because I want to be the pretty one and the guy being the handsome one. Ok lar...so far that's all. Hehe.
Example of long hair man.
Why am I so emotional bout all these? Probably because Sheela has Matt, Peiwen has someone and so does Vee. They're going to leave me...sob sob...HEHEHE...Chisin...Nothing to emo about. I have 3 guys at home. Papa Yap, Bro Yap Senior and Bro Yap Junior. Papa Yap holds the power and the other two is for me to demand around...normally demands not met.
How come everyone tells me they saw me in One Utama? Yeslar...I go there too often but so easy to spot meh?...I don't buy your story ah...don't think you tell me you saw me in OU means I will give you my number :P Sacred lar...Jeng Jeng. Must derive a super hard function for my HP number so that next time who wants my number has to solve it. Nyehehehe...smirking.
Peiwen darling...Happy Birthday. Despite having only a few wrinkles, you still look beautiful to me, because I am not wearing my spectacles...Tsk Tsk. I love you. And I owe you a present. Promise. Mine is on December 10, thank you very much. FedEx and Courier Service offer delivery services...even from Penang.
Let me teach you how to know when Nikki means what she says. When she puts a "Promise." behind her message, it's real for sure. Otherwise...don't count on it lar...
I want to go eat in AC. Tata.
Vixen was brutally tortured... brutally murdered... on 5:40 PM
